Biketodetroit

We have all agreed to voluntary testing to dispell the ugly rumors surrounding our extraordinary last several days. We have nothing to hide. David was born with 12 cylinders, and Bill and I with 10 or 11 each. None of us has ever tested positive, which should be proof enough, but we will do whatever we need to do to protect our reputations. Unfortunately, in our first test last night all of us missed the cup, and due to the remote area and the shortage of testing facilities it will be several days before we can be tested again.